id be glad to
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Boobs are out for the taking
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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