Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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