STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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