So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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