Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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