why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think i have herpe
just one?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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