By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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