But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
