I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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