Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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