I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
