Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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