is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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