how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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