I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Do vagina's smell?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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