I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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