I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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