found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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