I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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