its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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