Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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