I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I could fuck to npr.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
