When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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