He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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