There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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