are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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