My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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