Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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