I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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