is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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