i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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