i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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