? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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