i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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