I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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