If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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