Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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