yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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