No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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