If that was your dad, he is hot
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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