yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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