i would punch a child for taco bell
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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