I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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