dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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