She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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