Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i out mim tonsoeep
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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