I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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