bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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