Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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