Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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