I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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