I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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