you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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