Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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